carrot wacker Share definition Flag A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory. Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker. carrot wacker by jjfrey October 15, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the carrot wacker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch