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Definitions by Ahumanthatdoesntexist

Watermelon Sugar High 

Unless you don’t like listening to people fuck in a romantic song, this is the song for you.
Darren, he’s listen to it ‘Watermelon Sugar High’ again.
Fuck’n hell, horny bitch
They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)

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Fuck
Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die.
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-
A dumbass bitch that can’t think for herself and is attached to anything that gives them human kindness because of their traumatic past