Carrot

They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)

...
Fuck

Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die.
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-

by Ahumanthatdoesntexist May 25, 2021

Watermelon Sugar High

Unless you don’t like listening to people fuck in a romantic song, this is the song for you.

Darren, he’s listen to it ‘Watermelon Sugar High’ again.
Fuck’n hell, horny bitch

by Ahumanthatdoesntexist May 25, 2021

Jorja

A dumbass bitch that can’t think for herself and is attached to anything that gives them human kindness because of their traumatic past

I heard that person over there is a Jorja

by Ahumanthatdoesntexist May 25, 2021