carriejob

an attempt handjob, usually performed outside of clubs on stairs, where the girl has to work really hard to try to enlarge the male member through silk boxers

Boy 1: Dude, she was totally giving me a CarrieJob when the security guard came up to us and kicked us out.

carriejob by brompus March 25, 2009

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antonio fernandez carriedo

A handsome Spaniard filled with passion! Has a love for Tomatoes and Lovino Vargas. He is warm hearted and can't see the situation of the air. He can be Dim witted at time....most of the time, but he will always come around when you need him. His best friends Gilbert and Francis always call themselves the Bad touch trio

Lovino Vargas-Get away from me you tomato loving Bastard! I don't have time for you and your stupid friends! Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Stop Chasing me!

antonio fernandez carriedo by Bella Vargas December 23, 2014

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Carrieopathy

The pathological resistance to making your spouse coffee. It can present as avoidance behavior or physical aversion to the act of making coffee for one's spouse. Can be successful treated with humor and affection. Results are often temporary though.

She suffers from acute carrieopathy.

Carrieopathy by Dr. Roxy December 18, 2021

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carrimbobotron

a lab made gizmo known for its ability to manipulate the human mind through rubbish words. it’s also known to be at its most prominent during the early stages of its foden cut

“shiver me timbers Gerald, a Carrimbobotron is heading your way lad!”

carrimbobotron by Bebeto Sauce August 9, 2022