carriejob
an attempt handjob, usually performed outside of clubs on stairs, where the girl has to work really hard to try to enlarge the male member through silk boxers
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antonio fernandez carriedo
A handsome Spaniard filled with passion! Has a love for Tomatoes and Lovino Vargas. He is warm hearted and can't see the situation of the air. He can be Dim witted at time....most of the time, but he will always come around when you need him. His best friends Gilbert and Francis always call themselves the Bad touch trio
Lovino Vargas-Get away from me you tomato loving Bastard! I don't have time for you and your stupid friends! Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Stop Chasing me!
antonio fernandez carriedo by Bella Vargas December 23, 2014
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Carrieopathy
The pathological resistance to making your spouse coffee. It can present as avoidance behavior or physical aversion to the act of making coffee for one's spouse. Can be successful treated with humor and affection. Results are often temporary though.
She suffers from acute carrieopathy.
Carrieopathy by Dr. Roxy December 18, 2021
carrimbobotron
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