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carriejob 

an attempt handjob, usually performed outside of clubs on stairs, where the girl has to work really hard to try to enlarge the male member through silk boxers
Boy 1: Dude, she was totally giving me a CarrieJob when the security guard came up to us and kicked us out.
carriejob by brompus March 25, 2009
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antonio fernandez carriedo

A handsome Spaniard filled with passion! Has a love for Tomatoes and Lovino Vargas. He is warm hearted and can't see the situation of the air. He can be Dim witted at time....most of the time, but he will always come around when you need him. His best friends Gilbert and Francis always call themselves the Bad touch trio
Lovino Vargas-Get away from me you tomato loving Bastard! I don't have time for you and your stupid friends! Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Stop Chasing me!

Carrieopathy 

The pathological resistance to making your spouse coffee. It can present as avoidance behavior or physical aversion to the act of making coffee for one's spouse. Can be successful treated with humor and affection. Results are often temporary though.
She suffers from acute carrieopathy.
Carrieopathy by Dr. Roxy December 18, 2021

carrimbobotron 

a lab made gizmo known for its ability to manipulate the human mind through rubbish words. it’s also known to be at its most prominent during the early stages of its foden cut
“shiver me timbers Gerald, a Carrimbobotron is heading your way lad!”
carrimbobotron by Bebeto Sauce August 9, 2022

CARRIEDBYJACK 

this nigga named jack that plays roblox
"hey CARRIEDBYJACK!"

"sup lil nigga"
CARRIEDBYJACK by skallywastaken September 1, 2022

carrieooos 

The most amazing and gorgeous brunette with freckles.
why you look very carrieooos this morning!
carrieooos by TheDamnSmartGuy January 2, 2025

carrieooos 

The most amazing and beautiful brunette with freckles.
why you look very carrieooos this morning.
carrieooos by TheDamnSmartGuy January 2, 2025
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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