carpet kitty 

a ferret

"That's a bad carpet kitty, bad!"

carpet kitty by Chadwick Robinson June 7, 2004

Kitty Carpet 

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.

I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.

Kitty Carpet by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024