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carpet cum 

A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.

If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
Samantha was definitely a carpet cum baby!
carpet cum by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022
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Cum Carpet 

A female's jizz-covered pubis mons, unshaved.
I blasted a hot load on Brittany's cum carpet last week!
Cum Carpet by JungleVIP August 20, 2013

Carpet cumsplash 

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against each other in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex
'Hey do u wanna hang later and perfom the sexual action of a carpet cumsplash?'
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"
Carpet cumsplash by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022

Carpet Cumsplash 

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against eachother in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex
"Hey do you wanna hang later and perform the sexual act of a carpet cumsplash?"
"Hell yeah im ready to give you a nice hard carpet burn 😩"
Carpet Cumsplash by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022

Carpetcunt 

A vagina that is sooo hairy it makes the person ontop feel as if they are in a carpet store or on a new rug!
Whenever i have sex with my girlfriend, i can feel her carpetcunt touch my penis and it makes a nice scratchy feeling
Carpetcunt by ivynina3476 March 31, 2010
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