A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.

The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.
Man 1: wa'gwanin this Saturday bruv?

Man 2: na'gwanin, just watching Arsenal at the Carpet bruvvv.
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1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses
Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
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the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.
My god! Last night Mikey drank 13 pints of cider, he was so carpeted!
by Henery Duong June 17, 2007
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When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"
Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.

Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.
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A person who gets walked on and used day after day
Wow thanks now I feel like a carpet.
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A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady
by -cM June 18, 2007
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Joe: "Dude, Daniel is such a carpet!
Steven: "Yeah, right man!"
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