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caribbean jerk 

when a girl sits on top of you and you eat her pussy while she jacks you off
timmy "dude did you hear about what jessica gave matt last night?"

nathan "yeah man i heard she gave him a caribbean jerk
caribbean jerk by dumbchode September 1, 2009
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The Caribbean Jerk 

Sexual activity which begins doggy style, at this point the male inserts his entire hand into the female's anus. He then proceeds to grip his own penis and jerk himself off.
"Hey I know how I like it, but I still want to have sex with you, mind if we just do the Caribbean Jerk?"

Carribean Jerk 

The act of male masturbation while listening to Island or Reggae Music.
You ever try a Carribean Jerk bro? You should try it, it's better than vacation man.
Carribean Jerk by theagrizzle March 3, 2011

Carribean Jerk Dry Rub 

When a person of Carribean origin jerks you off with sandy hands.
I'm chaffing hardcore with the Carribean Jerk Dry Rub I got this weekend.

Carribean Jerk 

The act of recieving of an HJ from a honolulu native while watching pirates of the carribean.
Man surfing was rough today, good thing chelsea was home to give me a warm, welcoming, carribean jerk.
Carribean Jerk by KILLAKUSH666 January 27, 2009

Carribean Jerk Herpe 

This is what you get when you eat BW3 carribean jerk wings and mix it up with a pile or ronchy, rank ass puss! Future problems arise as one herpe can cause cancer in your intestinal track and esophagus. Doctors diagnose this as an uncurable disease unless you can find the right mix of semen to cure it. Some girls, not mentioning any names, spend damn and night trapping dick with the intention of curing this horrible cancer.
"Mam, I hate to tell you, but your gonna die soon. It appears that a carribean jerk herpe has infected you and caused a severe cancer to form in your intestines. You have one month to live!"

Caribbean jerker

When a male is covered in chicken wings throughout the night witch causes them to sleep talk and get vicious
He is the Caribbean Jerker
Caribbean jerker by Fotnitegamer42068 September 12, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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