Jonny: yo its a Saturday night lets go out and get some girls

Anthony: Wouldn't you rather get a an ill meal instead

Jonny: are you serious? Stop acting like a cartoshka

cartoshka by J. Barber August 22, 2009

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carfish

Redheaded girl who loves swimming, is able to move through the water with ease, some would say almost fish-like. Despite the fact you would think that one would need to be in excellent condition to swim apparently that isn't entirely correct. The elusive carfish hates cardio with a passion and makes sure to bring it up every time she has to walk up even 1 step or travel more than 40 feet at a time. The carfish is also very gullible but somehow pretty smart as well so you need to watch out. This is quite a perplexing and rare creature indeed.

The young carfish was able to complete a lap in the pool in record time

carfish by VR4 June 18, 2017

Caroshell

Caroshell is the hottest girl you can ever imagine, she gives the best advice ever. If you ever wanna choose a clothing. Ask her!

Dude 1 - “She’s so hot. Who is she?”
Dude 2 - “Shes a Caroshell. She has the best options”

Caroshell by Ella is here February 19, 2023

Carfishing

When you use a picture of someone elses super cool car and claim it as your own.

"Hey, look at that dude carfishing on IG when we know its not his car"

Carfishing by Samreen182 August 24, 2016

Carloshaanes

Carlos is a very mexican guy from norway. He likes human dicks and hes very attracted to men

Carloshaanes is a fantastic perosn

Carloshaanes by Robinerik23 September 23, 2020

Carfished

The act of being deceived in a car add as to the quality of the car, much like catfished.

He said the car was perfect, but after seeing it in person we were definitely carfished.

Carfished by Almostoverlanding March 11, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026