3 definitions by timelapse
by timelapse April 13, 2008
An emergency response vehicle called to someone's aid in a purely fictional and sarcastic way.
A bit like the carebus, but far more deeply sarcastic.
A bit like the carebus, but far more deeply sarcastic.
"Oh man, my girlfriend has left me for my brother and she says she doesn't love me any more."
"Really! Let me just call you a carebulance."
"Really! Let me just call you a carebulance."
by timelapse May 21, 2008
The feeling resulting from finally recognising exactly how much money you have lost by taking out a loan without carefully studying the interest rates before applying, driven by greed.
<Victim> Oh my god, I can't believe how much money I'm spending each month paying back this loan for my new bathrooom!
<Friend> Banklowned!
<Friend> Banklowned!
by timelapse September 15, 2006