cardist

refers to being sexist or racist against credit cards or any other form of card.

Christine said to Scott..."for everything else there's Mastercard"...Scott replied "stop being cardist!"

by Xx-MakeYouSmile-xX February 18, 2008

cardistry

Cardistry is the non-magical, artistic manipulation of playing cards. Think of shuffles, one-handed cuts, armspreads, springs, displays (like shapes), and whatever your imagination can conceive and your fingers can accomplish.

After making a perfect card fan with one hand and tossing it behind his back to the other, I quickly realized I might have been watching one of the best cardistry performances ever.

by Cardist March 29, 2008

carnist

people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.

"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"

by teneab July 22, 2023

cardiothartic

The purging of ones heartaches / a catharsis of the heart

I know it's petty, but when I saw my ex who dumped me - not looking great, with boring date - it was a cardiothartic experience.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 23, 2011

cardestrian

A cardestrian (car-destrian) is a small European car that is driven alongside pedestrians in crowded urban European streets. The car is so small, so quiet and so maneuverable that it generally integrates into pedestrian activity effortlessly. Often, cardestrians and pedestrians commute side-by-side surprisingly effectively.

That city street is teeming with pedestrians and cardestrians. Check out that Citroen cardestrian!

by JDRoss February 23, 2011

carfisting

The act of a female slowly inserting and fucking a vehicle's gear selector.

Stacey put her brand new 2010 Hummer into park at a local Kroger so she could begin carfisting her tight pussy.

by Dylandam November 13, 2011

cardisexy

Describing the high appeal or extreme attractiveness of people wearing clothes and items, which would typically be regarded as nerdy, bookish and dweebish (i.e. cardigans).

Although the nerdy glasses and cardigan made Rivers Cuomo from Weezer cardisexy, Mr. Rogers from The Neighborhood couldn't quite work that look in the same way.

by Awreye October 23, 2005