cardisexy 

Describing the high appeal or extreme attractiveness of people wearing clothes and items, which would typically be regarded as nerdy, bookish and dweebish (i.e. cardigans).

Although the nerdy glasses and cardigan made Rivers Cuomo from Weezer cardisexy, Mr. Rogers from The Neighborhood couldn't quite work that look in the same way.

cardisexy by Awreye October 23, 2005

cardistry 

Cardistry is the non-magical, artistic manipulation of playing cards. Think of shuffles, one-handed cuts, armspreads, springs, displays (like shapes), and whatever your imagination can conceive and your fingers can accomplish.

After making a perfect card fan with one hand and tossing it behind his back to the other, I quickly realized I might have been watching one of the best cardistry performances ever.

cardistry by Cardist March 29, 2008

cartisexual 

when you are sexually attracted to playboi carti. carti is the persons reason to live. in math their solution. in history their king. and in science their oxygen. this magnificent human being will give his life for carti. (note: carti is fucking hot)

me: omg carti is so hot 😩 the things i would do😩😩😩
some mid person: he’s not even that good
me: STFU CARTI JUST MOANED IN MY EAR
mid person: why you like him so much?
me: he’s the goat and i am now cartisexual

cartisexual by Karimvelez November 30, 2021

Cartisexual 

The best breed of people on Earth known so far, these people will defend carti with their own lives. Homophobic people even defend this bisexual man. We all believe Carti does no wrong!

Man 1: Hey Have you seen a goat recently?
Man 2: Yeah Playboi Carti over there

Man 1: Oh you’re a goat as well!
Man 2: what do you mean?
Man 1: You’re a cartisexual
Man 2: Yes, Yes I am.

Cartisexual by Wreckuss November 27, 2021

cartisexual 

A person who thinks carti does no wrong. They will defend carti in any situation even if it means bringing down numeral people. They usually consider themselves one of “the boys”

Where do you find all these cartisexuals? Public school

cartisexual by Peoplewithcommonsense January 18, 2021

Cartisexual 

You have an attraction to Playboi carti but you are straight

I’m not gay, I’m cartisexual

Cartisexual by Sosasgff December 16, 2021

Cardistry 

Cardistry is the sexiest artform

Guys who do cardistry easily get girls like bro cardists are really good with fingers........

Deepak does cardistry

Cardistry by anonymous November 23, 2021