caramel frappe 

The act of taking a "caramel" covered dick out of your ass and finishing it off with a handjob until it's topped with "dairy", resembling a caramel frappe.

Shua - "My girl is so awesome, she surprised me with a caramel frappe in bed!"

Dave - "That is disgusting."

Shua - "You're just jelly (goes in for high five)!"

Dave - "We're no longer friends."

caramel frappe by Shuasage November 12, 2012

caramel frappuccino 

The yummiest drink ever!

I want a caramel frappuccino!

caramel frappuccino by Xiang Jiao March 10, 2009

Caramel frappuccino 

When you cum in a woman's anus, shake her up, then insert a straw into her anus and drink it straight out. If desired, you can put whip cream on it.

I gave this girl a caramel frappuccino last night, and that bitch gave me extra caramel! I think I have E. coli or something now.

Caramel frappuccino by Loc Tran April 11, 2008

frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake 

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.

Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."

frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake by clynnroff December 1, 2009