Definitions by Shuasage

Contextual Sexual 

You haven't decided on your sexuality and are in a constant struggle to find out.

"I just caught you checking out both that guy's and girl's asses. You're such a contextual sexual!"

Contextual Sexual by Shuasage December 8, 2014

caramel frappe 

The act of taking a "caramel" covered dick out of your ass and finishing it off with a handjob until it's topped with "dairy", resembling a caramel frappe.

Shua - "My girl is so awesome, she surprised me with a caramel frappe in bed!"

Dave - "That is disgusting."

Shua - "You're just jelly (goes in for high five)!"

Dave - "We're no longer friends."

caramel frappe by Shuasage November 12, 2012

gipper 

When your body fat actually saves your life in an accident or injury.

Dave - "Did you see that guy get hit by that ice cream truck?!"

Shua - "Goddamn that boy is gipper!"

gipper by Shuasage February 19, 2011

Shenanican't

Shenanigans that go wrong usually ending up in an epic fail.

Shua: "Where did Daryl go?"

Dave: "Fucker tried to fart in my face when I sat down and ended up shitting himself!"

Shua: "Epic shenanican't hahaha!"

Shenanican't by Shuasage July 12, 2010

Vaginal Bookmark 

Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.

Dave - "Hey, lets go grab a smoke."
Shua - "Daryl! Get your vaginal bookmark to save our table!"

Vaginal Bookmark by Shuasage June 16, 2010