car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

by tblazertn June 14, 2016

Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.

You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!

by Pocketjem September 15, 2019

Car Monster Red Bull Drinker

A monster that comes in your car while you are belly dancing and it takes your red bull and drinks it all and yes that is his legal birth name.

The “Car monster Red Bull drinker” drank all my Red Bull and made me sad

by ChickenPoopFart September 14, 2019