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portugese car barn

When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.
oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch
portugese car barn by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009

He parked his car in her barn. 

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).
Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

Car Barnacle

The accumulation of ice build-up that occurs between the tire and wheel well when driving in snowy conditions.
My car barnacles are so big that every time I turn a corner my tires keep grinding against them and make a lot of noise.
Car Barnacle by jaywalker02 November 19, 2019

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026