captainiman 

shit kay/o player

guy: dude you're being like captainiman!
guy 2: no!!!!!

captainiman by ywyywhwhw September 21, 2021

Captainmarvelsonlywife 

She is the most amazing mutals ever she is funny, nice and pretty cool if you ask me. Beware she might try to scam you into buying her a Melanie Martinez bracelet

Me: I love you
Captainmarvelsonlywife : I hate you

Captainmarvelsonlywife by Alex.mart88 July 15, 2021

captainbang

To have sexual intercourse.

*never plural...aka captain banged...always captain bang

"Last night we captain bang!"

captainbang by Slam and Megan August 15, 2005

CaptainBango_

Better than 1Bitjuju

CaptainBango_ Is better that 1Bitjuju, because she is more creative, funny and is smarter than 1BitJuju will ever hope to be.

CaptainBango_ by bang0 November 24, 2021

CaptainMink 

The best Minecraft player ever and always successes in everything

This guy killed everyone in this bed wars match, must be a CaptainMink

CaptainMink by Dr. QWERTY February 14, 2022

Captainmanship 

Being a fantastic captain in every operational facet.

"Cory has the best captainmanship i've ever seen."

Captainmanship by sir0420 June 14, 2025

Captainmarvelsonlywife 

She is the most amazing mutals ever she is funny, nice and pretty cool if you ask me. Beware she might try to scam you into buying her a Melanie Martinez bracelet

Me: I love you
Captainmarvelsonlywife : I hate you

Captainmarvelsonlywife by Alex.mart88 July 15, 2021