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Cappuccinoing 

During sex, keep a small amount of chocolate powder in a clenched fist. When you reach orgasm, pull out and ejaculate on the other person's face. After you do so throw the chocolate powder onto the semen and say 'Your cappuccino, sir/ma'am.'

Bonus points if you say 'Have a nice day/Come back soon' as you leave.
'We went for hours; we had foreplay, rough sex and then I ended with some Cappuccinoing.'

'She didn't come back soon.'
Cappuccinoing by The 413 August 25, 2012
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cappuccinolingus 

Licking your cappuccino cup to get the tasty chocolate bits, thrusting your tongue deep into the cup in such a way that it gets the attention of the whole coffee shop and causes your wife to blush
As he gave his coffee cup cappuccinolingus to get the dry brown bits from the side he looked at his wife, a small bit of brown on the end of his nose where he had brushed the edge of the brown and his wife was blushing as the whole of coffee shop stared at him.
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