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cap locker 

Someone who always has caplocks on.
DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT?

stop yelling you cap locker
cap locker by thebloodytoot December 9, 2015

carlocked 

A car that is traped in some way. Double parked or stuck in traffic for example. Comes from land locked land masses.
I would have been here on time but I was carlocked in the parking lot.
carlocked by HybridStorm November 1, 2005

Carlocked 

When someone is so high that they stay in the car.
"Fuck bro, I can't get up I'm Carlocked
Carlocked by LImpDuck1776 June 9, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026