Cap-it
To slap your hand on top of your cock when you are ready to blow your load to keep the cum from going everywhere.
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Cap it before you tap it
Friend: Dude, I hope you Cap it before you tap it. She looked nasty.
Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!
Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!
Cap it before you tap it by Zeak April 1, 2008
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tap it and cap it
Frank: You hear about that dead bitch in the papers?
Teddy: oh yeah, jennifer right? she was at that party.
Frank: what can I say man, tap it and cap it.
Teddy: oh yeah, jennifer right? she was at that party.
Frank: what can I say man, tap it and cap it.
tap it and cap it by the mongler October 20, 2008
Put a Cap on it
In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!
The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.
The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.
Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!
Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!
Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!
Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!
Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!
Put a Cap on it by The_Resurrected April 29, 2019
Put a cap in it
When you lead a bunch of students to take photos on faulty scaffolding and put them at risk of being at the bottom of the dogpile or flipping off the top row #sayless
Put a cap in it by Joeconnerdeck123 February 26, 2020
Put A Cap on It
Put A Cap on It by Jay&Christina October 15, 2020
Make it happen cap'n
Ron: Ayo what's good with it Billy?
Billy: Yo yo I'm good but I ain't got no money for that food doe! I'm going for a job interview now.
Ron: Make it happen cap'n
Billy: Yo yo I'm good but I ain't got no money for that food doe! I'm going for a job interview now.
Ron: Make it happen cap'n
Make it happen cap'n by I'm a gus grenade October 10, 2017
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