Cap-it

To slap your hand on top of your cock when you are ready to blow your load to keep the cum from going everywhere.

I was fucking that chick so hard that if I came inside her it would blow her uterus up, and if I pulled out, it would have sprayed the wall. So did the only thing I could - I had to Cap-it and puddle the giz on her belly.

by BigHeadP October 26, 2008

Cap it before you tap it

To use a condom before engaging in sexual intercourse.

Friend: Dude, I hope you Cap it before you tap it. She looked nasty.

Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!

by Zeak April 1, 2008

tap it and cap it

to have sex with a girl then promptly blow her brains out. (after busting that nut of course).

Frank: You hear about that dead bitch in the papers?

Teddy: oh yeah, jennifer right? she was at that party.

Frank: what can I say man, tap it and cap it.

by the mongler October 20, 2008

Put a Cap on it

In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!

The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.

Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!

Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!

Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!

by The_Resurrected April 29, 2019

Put a cap in it

When you lead a bunch of students to take photos on faulty scaffolding and put them at risk of being at the bottom of the dogpile or flipping off the top row #sayless

Put a cap in it Patrick

by Joeconnerdeck123 February 26, 2020

Put A Cap on It

Basically just tells em to stfu

person 1 : omg omg did you hear what happened to tracey ?

person 2 : bitch put a cap on it already

by Jay&Christina October 15, 2020

Make it happen cap'n

A fun saying that rolls off the tongue, can be used in so many situations.

Ron: Ayo what's good with it Billy?

Billy: Yo yo I'm good but I ain't got no money for that food doe! I'm going for a job interview now.

Ron: Make it happen cap'n

by I'm a gus grenade October 10, 2017