cantankerin 

The act(s) of getting and of being high on any form of methamphetamine. Being so blissfully blasted that one forgets or is enabled to forget some or all of the constant shitty shittyness of life in today's world.

Fired from yet another of the world's worst positions what must be the world's shittyest non-government corporation good ol' boy Jethro was hankerin for a cantankerin. And folks, ol' Jethro better find one soon or it's gonna get nasty round his crick of the creek.

cantankerin by El Guapo The Avacado Humper January 20, 2011

cantankerous

Hard to get along with, troublesome

She was in a very cantankerous mood, and would not obey

cantankerous by Rachel December 10, 2004

cantankerous

disagreeable to deal with; contentious; peevish. tempered and quarrelsome; disagreeable. Someone that acts stubbornly obstructive and is unwilling to cooperate

a cantankerous, argumentative man.

cantankerous by Ms.Cordero January 22, 2008

Cantankerous Gnome 

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

Cantankerous Gnome by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

Cantankerous

Some one hard to get along with, argumentative, and uncooperative.

Sue Murphy is so cantankerous. She's like a dog with a bone- she just won't let things go.

Cantankerous by Ilovemyself March 10, 2017

cantankerous

lonely, angry, cranky.

That fucking cantankerous old coot stole my ball!

cantankerous by Scrunch-Mo October 2, 2006

cantankerous whore 

A woman who leaves you for your childhood friend

Frankes wife is a cantankerous whore

cantankerous whore by Dhornet7 April 29, 2014