A small town in Pennsylvania with nothing to do but decorate a Perry Como statue and bitch about nativity scenes.
by GrandMasterElby December 14, 2010
A small town in south western Pennsylvania with nothing to do at all and nothing that makes it unique. Home of the Canon Crack school district which is filled with chlyamidea ridden whores that will suck your dick for some crack, hence the name Canon Crack.
I got chlyamidea from one of the Canonsburg Canon Crack girls the other week, best head I've ever had though!
by CanonCrackMac November 3, 2018
Good old Canonsburg, home of whores and located in America's number one heroin overdose county, Washington PA. Do not shoot the heroin here cause it is cut as hell and don't even think about messing with the Canonsburg crips cause they are a heavy gang influence around here.
Is that heroin from canonsburg? That shit isn't even white I wouldn't even shoot that in my rival gang members arm.
by CANONSBURGCRIPGANG November 3, 2018
Located in Washington County, PA. NO ONE WANTS TO BE FROM THIS SHIT WHOLE TOWN. Nothing but whores and drugs here. Get put on probation for 6 months minimum if you are caught with a ganja bowl. The school district is shit and the town is ever worse.
by CanonCrackMac November 3, 2018
Shitty ass town, The CanonMac Killers and Bridgeville Bloods be running the streets and shii. The CanonMac Killers are also affiliated bloods and Bridgeville Bloods.
by 57bodiescopped October 8, 2021
Also known as CMS. A place were 7th and 8th graders gather for 4 hours of torture everyday. The motto is "Expect the Best at CMS" In the warmer months it gets to be 100 degrees (no air conditioning, nicee) and in the winter it gets covered in 5 feet of snow, yet they still make there students walk through it to go. It has four stories, which students travel up nd down at least 20 times every day, so that by the end of the school year there legs are ripped from the exercise Students are seperated into "teams", which ends up creating fights about who's team is better and ends up creating conflict instead of bringing us together like the principals want us to. Though, the 8th graders end yup fighting at least 2 times a week anyway, so fights are typical and normal. The chicken nuggets at lunch bounce(literally) and putting stuff into the lockers is like trying to stuff and elephant into a shoe box. But, the band wins high honors and is ranked top in the state, the entire school is ranked on the list of top 25 middle schools in the state. And, Mr. Manion, the greatest teacher alive, teaches there. So some parts of it may be crappy, but it has it's up sides. And every student that attends definitly never forgets their experience there.
Kid 1: " HEY do you go to Canonsburg Middle School?"
Kid 2: "YEAH, it sucks but we played basket ball with the chicken nuggets today at lunch, Mr. Manion taught is about how awesome history is, and Teddy slammed tommy in the face with a chair six times before getting in trouble!"
Kid 2: "YEAH, it sucks but we played basket ball with the chicken nuggets today at lunch, Mr. Manion taught is about how awesome history is, and Teddy slammed tommy in the face with a chair six times before getting in trouble!"
by Chicken Nugget Bouncer May 11, 2011
Canonsburg Middle School, or CMS is a school where the smell of mint and mango rains out of the bathrooms, Ben you know what I'm talking about. Teachers are fine, except for the ones that stare at my ass all day. Every girl that goes here has gotten dress coded, whether it be their shoulders or their stomach, it's happened. Fights and bad behavior are very common at CMS making the dean miserable, even though he is a great guy. I give this school the nickname of schuul of juul, because of how often I find half empty pods in the bathroom. The only good thing about this school is probably the band, which is actually very good. The smell in the halls is usually fish, and there are condom dispensers in the bathroom because the principals know what goes on in there.
by CM is ass May 24, 2019