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CANDITUDE 

CANDITUDE IS A TERM USED TO DEFINE AN ATTITUDE IN LIFE THAT REFLECTS AN "I CAN DO IT" SPIRIT. AN APPROACH TO LIFE THAT SAYS I AM UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF ACTIVITIES , I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD DO BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE ALWAYS HAD DONE THEM FOR ME.
MY COUSIN'S WIFE RECENTLY LOST HIM TO CANCER, AND IN THE PAST YEAR HAS REFUSED TO NOT GIVE IN TO THE DESIRE TO HAVE OTHERS HELP WITH ROUTINE CHORES THAT MY COUSIN PERFORMED ON A DAILY BASIS. HER ATTITUDE, IS "I CAN DO THIS" AND SHE SAYS SO QUITE VOCALLY. MY WIFE HAS ALSO TAKEN ON A SIMILAR ATTITUDE TO TAKE ON MORE OF MY DAILY CHORES AND SHE ALSO HAS THE "CANDITUDE'
CANDITUDE by joe palooka October 29, 2012

candystripe 

derogatory someone super annoying and hated by everyone
bro cass is such a candystripe i hate her
candystripe by i<3jordyn January 26, 2022

candystand 

A derogatory term for a tall white person Honky, Cracker.
"Hey, Candystand! What are you doing here?"
candystand by Jonathan W. June 26, 2005

candytuft 

The candytuft (aka the triangle), is a small section of pubic hair somewhere between the bikini line and landing strip.

As featured in the 50 Cent song “Candy Tuft”
Dude, her candytuft tickled my nose and I sneezed as I was eating her out
candytuft by SvenTBarbarian May 11, 2018

Virginian Candyslut

When you shove assorted candies in a girls asshole and pussy.
I did a Virginian Candyslut over spring break on this girl.

Candystore 

(Verb) The act of being tricked to leave a friend group or a best friend for personal gain, based off of the musical Heathers.
Joe: Matt I totally just candystored Bobby. Veronica’s up for grabs.
Matt: Haha what a moron.
Candystore by DoneWithYourIdiocy October 13, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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