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candy randy 

The male form of a sexual predator who lures children into his van using candy
(Female form is Sugar Suzi or in some cases Soda Samantha)
"Hey my teacher, Mr. Sandines, he's such a Candy Randy - always watching boys in the bathroom"
candy randy by Arsenic54 July 23, 2016
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Cotton candy Randy 

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.
that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.

randy candid candy raider 

when someone goes around cadging stuff from others
that twert is just a randy candid candy raider

Randy the candy

Randy the candy is when a guy named randy walks up to you and pulls down your pants and shows a lollipop up your ass
I got a randy the candy last night
Randy the candy by Vcdf January 22, 2026

Randy the candy

Randy the candy is when a guy named randy walks up to you and pulls down your pants and shows a lollipop up your ass
I got a randy the candy last night
Randy the candy by Vcdf January 22, 2026
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