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cancer-stick 

harmfull tobacco rolled in paper with a useless filter at the end. chock full of nicotine and other shit that will lung rape you in the future. proven marijuana is less hurtful then cancer-sticks COUGHcigarettesCOUGH COUGH omigawd i need a fix because i'm a spineless pussy and i'm spending $60 a week on cigarettes. those of you who quit bless your souls, those of you who quit for 2 days and get back on it, and do this repeatedly...grow a back bone if i can stop smoking cigarettes you can to.
-COUGH COOOUUUGHH COOUGH
-for fucks sake put that cancer-stick out
-shuddap you people the reason i smoke cigarettes
-no it's because your weak ass fucking gave into peer pressure like a BITCH!!!
cancer-stick by deejaysjoosijays April 23, 2007
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Cancer stick 

Courtney Love had a cancer stick dangling at the side of her mouth while she signed autographs. She is known for her chain smoking.
Cancer stick by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019

cancer stick 

i.e. a cigarette. One way a smoker might difuse a non-smoker's disapproval of nicotine use. Use with a sarcastic tone of voice. See also killer stick.
Chet: Hey Jill, see you're still burning up those cancer sticks.

Jill: Screw you, Chet.
cancer stick by ignor July 5, 2003

cancer stick 

a cigarette(from the fact that smoking causes cancer)
My older half-brother went outside for a cancer stick.
cancer stick by Light Joker December 26, 2004

Cancer Stick 

Keep puffing on that cancer stick
Cancer Stick by dc2006090909 September 2, 2006

cancer stick 

Mainly a cigarette could be a colt or cigar that can lead up to the feared cancer.
MaN ReeD JusT PoPPeD A sWeeT CaNCeR sTicK iN HiS Mouth He DiDn'T Even CaRe

Cancer stick 

Person 1: "My aunt died because she wouldn't quite smoking that damn cancer stick !"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"
Cancer stick by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020
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