ignor's definitions

double dip

Favorite behavior of crude diners. Involves dipping your crudite or corn chip into a sauce, taking a bite from the veggie or chip, and then re-dipping the half digested item back into the sauce

Made famous on Seinfeld some years back.

Sign at country fair food stall: "DO NOT DOUBLE DIP!"

by ignor September 19, 2004

killer stick

i.e. a cigarette. Used in a sarcastic way towards non-smokers to indicate that the smoker could care less whether or not others accept his/her smoking habit. See also cancer stick.

Whatever, I'm taking a killer stick break.

by ignor July 5, 2003

Daria

Women's name, feminine version of Darius. Recently, character on and title of MTV's Daria. A highly sarcastic, socially isolated, but extremely cool woman I'd like to meet (if she were real.)

Man, you and your sister are totally like Daria and Quinn!

by ignor July 5, 2003

nupe

a Newport cigarette.

WTF!? Nupes are fifty bucks a carton?

by ignor July 5, 2003

cosmic import

(n.) The exaggerated value of an item or concept, especially from the perspective of others encountering a person's inflated ego. Many use the phrase derisively, belittling the concept and originator at once.

Frank's theory of mayonnaise elasticity, though labored over for years, resulted in no great cosmic import. Rather, he ended up in an est commune.

by ignor July 18, 2005

maxed out

To use to the limit; to fully exploit. Usually means to quickly spend a credit card up to the limit.

see also maxxed out

Bambi maxed out a credit card in one day while on a shopping spree at Neiman Marcus.

by ignor October 1, 2003

professional student

Person who receives multiple degrees and keeps taking courses instead of holding a profession related to the degrees earned. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on the speaker.

Ex. 1: a compliment
"Man, I think you're so cool for writing a dissertation on Mesoamerican maize fertilization. You're a real professional student!"

Ex.2 an insult:
"Hey Jack, won't you get a real job and quit being a professional student?"

by ignor September 29, 2004