ignor's definitions

double dip

Favorite behavior of crude diners. Involves dipping your crudite or corn chip into a sauce, taking a bite from the veggie or chip, and then re-dipping the half digested item back into the sauce

Made famous on Seinfeld some years back.

Sign at country fair food stall: "DO NOT DOUBLE DIP!"

by ignor September 19, 2004

killer stick

i.e. a cigarette. Used in a sarcastic way towards non-smokers to indicate that the smoker could care less whether or not others accept his/her smoking habit. See also cancer stick.

Whatever, I'm taking a killer stick break.

by ignor July 5, 2003

cult movie

A movie that has a significant following.

Frequently cult films are films depicting controversial or distasteful persons, activities, or philosophies. Examples include Harold and Maude, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Queen of Hearts and many others. Before VHS and DVD art film houses would frequently show these films year after year. Even after home video many theaters make annual events of certain films.

You're such a freak. Why are you going to dress up and go to Rocky Horror Picture Show for the 1500th time?

by ignor September 26, 2004

Daria

Women's name, feminine version of Darius. Recently, character on and title of MTV's Daria. A highly sarcastic, socially isolated, but extremely cool woman I'd like to meet (if she were real.)

Man, you and your sister are totally like Daria and Quinn!

by ignor July 5, 2003

fun dip

Disgusting American candy popular with hyperactive six year olds. Sugar, citric acid, and food coloring reduced to a powder and served with a candy "stick" to lick the powder off of.

My son Hoboken loves eating Fun Dip while running around nude on the pool deck.

by ignor September 19, 2004

cancer stick

i.e. a cigarette. One way a smoker might difuse a non-smoker's disapproval of nicotine use. Use with a sarcastic tone of voice. See also killer stick.

Chet: Hey Jill, see you're still burning up those cancer sticks.

Jill: Screw you, Chet.

by ignor July 5, 2003

professional student

Person who receives multiple degrees and keeps taking courses instead of holding a profession related to the degrees earned. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on the speaker.

Ex. 1: a compliment
"Man, I think you're so cool for writing a dissertation on Mesoamerican maize fertilization. You're a real professional student!"

Ex.2 an insult:
"Hey Jack, won't you get a real job and quit being a professional student?"

by ignor September 29, 2004