schmo

Yiddish for an idiot or a cuckold. Essential loan word in New Yorkese English, along with all the other Yiddish insults. See also schmuck.
That schmo just took my spot and flipped me the bird. Jerk.
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cosmic import

(n.) The exaggerated value of an item or concept, especially from the perspective of others encountering a person's inflated ego. Many use the phrase derisively, belittling the concept and originator at once.
Frank's theory of mayonnaise elasticity, though labored over for years, resulted in no great cosmic import. Rather, he ended up in an est commune.
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nupe

WTF!? Nupes are fifty bucks a carton?
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double dip

Favorite behavior of crude diners. Involves dipping your crudite or corn chip into a sauce, taking a bite from the veggie or chip, and then re-dipping the half digested item back into the sauce

Made famous on Seinfeld some years back.
Sign at country fair food stall: "DO NOT DOUBLE DIP!"
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voodoo

(lit.) Haitian religion combining Catholicism and West African-influenced animist beliefs.

(colloq.) Any strange ritual or behavior, especially one meant to do harm to another person. See also voodoo doll.
Darlene, angry that her hubby ran off with a waitress from a pachino parlor, made a voodoo doll of him in a B-rate movie sort of revenge.
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sampling

The art of traveling around a supermarket or warehouse club where free dood samples are offered. A person can make a tasty meal out of sampling depending on his or her talent. Try not to linger or appear too often at a particular sample station. Also, beware of salsa samples as others may have double dipped the salsa.
Velma: I'm'a on a diet, Shirl. I don't eat fudge bars anymore.

Shirl: They're setting out samples.

Velma: Oh, and let's try the pigs in a poke
by ignor September 19, 2004
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Daria

Women's name, feminine version of Darius. Recently, character on and title of MTV's Daria. A highly sarcastic, socially isolated, but extremely cool woman I'd like to meet (if she were real.)
Man, you and your sister are totally like Daria and Quinn!
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