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Cancer Man 

On the TV show "The X-Files," Fox Mulder's cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show's run from 1993 - 2002.

Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.

He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.

His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.
Mulder: "Tell me where they've taken Scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch!"

Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."
Cancer Man by dookeyboy December 21, 2010

Cancer Man 

Worst type of men ever, even tho there’s no good type of men. Will be talking to 100 other girls. These men will not make u feel special. That’s all thank you.
Person 1: yo who’s that ugly ass musty ass looking ass white ass who looks like he doesn’t wash his ass guy over there

Person 2: he’s definitely a cancer man
Cancer Man by idkwhattoputhere March 21, 2021

cancer man 

the head honcho man in the x-files who is always seen smoking a cigarette.
cancer man usually appears at the end of the show.
cancer man by Allyson Rose August 2, 2006

Cancer Man 

HORRIBLE! Cancer Men have no sense of stability in their life and they suck and always cheat in their relationships (if they can keep one for more than a week) If you have a Cancer Man in your life, go through their phone and see if their friends with their ex. If they are friends with their ex...... REEEEEDDDDD FFFLLLLAAAAGGGG!!!!!
Ashton: Honey, I'm a Cancer
Karson: We're done.
Man that Cancer Man sucks.
Cancer Man by Ladyrights<3 March 1, 2022

Cancer Man 

Worst type of men ever, even tho there’s no good type of men. Will be talking to 100 other girls. These men will not make u feel special. That’s all thank you.
Person 1: yo who’s that ugly ass musty ass looking ass white ass who looks like he doesn’t wash his ass guy over there

Person 2: he’s definitely a cancer man
Cancer Man by idkwhattoputhere March 21, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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