canadien history
making a female lick (like a cat) maple syrup out of the stanley cup while you insert moose antlers into her anus.
canadien history by snowj February 15, 2010
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Canadian History
A sexual act performed in the presence of Lord Stanley's Cup by a large group of people (traditionally a Canadian hockey or olympic team). During this act a single person often referred to as the "Prime Minister" will sport a pair of recently slaughtered moose antlers and have him/herself richly lathered in countless kilograms of maple syrup. Then while humming the Canadian national anthem the other participants will remove the maple syrup and transfer it into the Stanley Cup without the use of their hands or inhibitions.
One of the most awkward conversations I ever had was telling my doctor that I got diabetes from Canadian history.
Canadian History by cheffinatly February 5, 2010
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Canadian History
When a man engages in a sexual act with a bull moose. The man will attempt to insert the moose's antlers in his anal cavity while drinking Grey Goose vodka out of the Stanley Cup.
Canadian History by S.M.Xiong24 February 4, 2010
Canadian History
Popularized by the Colbert Report, the Canadian History is an act in which a man performs a maple syrup colonic on a female at a Tim Horton's. This is followed by the male (typically with pubic hair in the shape of a maple leaf) putting his dick in her eh-hole. It is often finished with an apology. Fur trapping is a common side effect.
We had some soup and donuts and I she let me recite a little canadian history, if you know what I'm saying, eh.
Canadian History by mcbot February 5, 2010
Canadian History
1.(n) A rough fuck involving moose antlers & Canadian apparel.
2. Sexual intercourse between at least 3 partners, at least two are bisexual, and at least one is a moose. Usually characterized by lots of squealing, begging, humping, & lovin'.
3. Everything else
2. Sexual intercourse between at least 3 partners, at least two are bisexual, and at least one is a moose. Usually characterized by lots of squealing, begging, humping, & lovin'.
3. Everything else
1. Bob: Hey baby, let's study Canadian History!
Jenna: *Slap* You pervert!
2. George: Mm mmm! This feels so good!
Eric: Ooooh yeah, one down in the Canadian history books!
3. Shitfuckdamnbitchasshoemotherfuckerpussybootybullcuntcrappimpcracktitties
Jenna: *Slap* You pervert!
2. George: Mm mmm! This feels so good!
Eric: Ooooh yeah, one down in the Canadian history books!
3. Shitfuckdamnbitchasshoemotherfuckerpussybootybullcuntcrappimpcracktitties
Canadian History by ColbertReporterDaily February 4, 2010
Canadian History
A hat-trick of gouch-licks followed by a syrup-tongued french-kiss to the rectum. Finished off with a refreshing dunk in a scalding hot Timmy's coffee (double cream, and extra sweet): body part optional
Canadian History by j_lasoul February 4, 2010
Canadian history
1. A.K.A the frozen stranger
2. The act of packing your arm in snow for 10 minutes then jerking off with a beaver pelt, covering yourself with "Canadian KY" A.K.A. maple syrup, while half gaging yourself with an American Flag.
2. The act of packing your arm in snow for 10 minutes then jerking off with a beaver pelt, covering yourself with "Canadian KY" A.K.A. maple syrup, while half gaging yourself with an American Flag.
Canadian history by artdickyoulate February 6, 2010
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