can of bisquits 

The term used to describe a large woman, typically a gunt in tight jeans. The term applies to the visual of the jeans being unbuttoned and the gunt popping out like the dough in a can of store bought bisquits.

Look at that Gunt. You undo her pants and she'll pop out like a can of bisquits.

can of bisquits by Wango138 February 25, 2006

busted can of biscuits 

A fat person busting out of some tight clothes. Esp. fat women with pasty white rolls hanging out. Resembling when you first open a can of pre-made biscuits.

Who's the fat girl in the tube top? I don't know, but she looks like a busted can of biscuits.

busted can of biscuits by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

can of biscuits 

When a girl looks good. until you break the seal on her clothes and the fat comes out like a can of biscuit dough.

that girl is thick! but you know she is a can on biscuits. ex. 2 that girl looked great! until she started to undress and it was like a can of biscuits.

can of biscuits by cookie137 August 14, 2011

can of biscuits 

A woman wearing a tube top who should not by any means wear one. Meaning her stomach fat bursts from between her pants and the bottom of her tube top like a can of biscuits.

"Hey, did you see that 300 pound chic in the tube top?!"
"What, you mean the can of biscuits?"

can of biscuits by Grossenschwaum February 13, 2006

Can of Busted Biscuits 

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.

Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!

Can of Busted Biscuits by Foot fungus February 6, 2025