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can't even 

What a white girl says under stress and requires Starbucks immediately.
After hearing Lazaro's long speech about nothing in general, Ms.Feshbach picked up her Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher and walked out the class and said "I can't even"

Can't Even 

1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"
Person 1: look at this text I got from him
Person 2: I can't even
Can't Even by Fifty4 February 9, 2015

Can't even 

Can't deal or can't handle it/you.
"I can't even right now."
Can't even by Hanbanan April 6, 2014
Word of the Day on April 10, 2014

Can't even look at you 

The phrase used by a girl when you're so good looking that she can't even look at you because it turns them on so much that they might do something in public with you that may go viral or get them arrested.
Camila: "Gosh you've been hitting the gym hard ughh, baby I can't even look at you"

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.
I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

Can't even pee hole 

Trying not to laugh until you leak.

Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.

Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.
I was on the ground trying not to peehole.

I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.

Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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