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the cursed cumstain
after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.
bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."
guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.
guy 1: it still counts...it was evil
guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.
guy 1: it still counts...it was evil
the cursed cumstain by mascow July 26, 2016
cumstain
cumstain by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002
cumstain
This is a stain of your sperm on your clothing, very difficult to get rid of stain, washing powder use should be doubled when removing cumstain
cumstain by magical_pony October 30, 2019
Cumstain McGoo
George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!
"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date
Cumstain McGoo by Choking Victim December 6, 2006
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