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camstain

A mark from a bodily fluid created by thinking of or physically seeing NBA superstar Cam Reddish.
Todd: Yo did you see Cam Reddish's 720 dunk?

Ned: Hell yeah I got a camstain
by lil bag December 11, 2020
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cumstain

Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.
Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?
by B-Mac! May 23, 2007
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cumstain

Whats left on your boxers after you download pron.
I woke up the next morning and the sheets were stuck to my cumstains!!!1
by big joe April 26, 2003
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the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil
by mascow July 26, 2016
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cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance
1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!
by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002
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cumstain

This is a stain of your sperm on your clothing, very difficult to get rid of stain, washing powder use should be doubled when removing cumstain
"OMG OMG OMG (moaning), YOU JUST PUT A CUMSTAIN ON MY LEGGINGS JERRY!"
by magical_pony October 30, 2019
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Cumstain McGoo

George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!
"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date
by Choking Victim December 6, 2006
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