campbells 

A person who is noticeably overweight.

That 300 pound girl is campbells! Extra, extra chunky....

campbells by RV123 July 14, 2010

Campbells soup 

The smell your body makes right before it hits the stage of Body Odor...sick.

Dude, I totally for got to put on deodorant this morning and I am starting to smell like Campbells soup ..its pretty rank.

Campbells soup by Sugarplumb September 16, 2009

Campbells Girl 

Camp-bells (kam-buhls, kam-uhl) Girl (Gurh-elle)
-Noun

-A female, who meets all qualifications for attractiveness, body type, height, and overall package. Often, these women are out of the 'average' mans league and are sought after by many or all. Women frequently are jealous of the "Campbells Girl", as she is always more attractive than the average girl.

-Campbells Girl(s) can be found at at most brand-popular retail clothing stores such as (Abercrombie, Hollister, Guess... Etc). There is also a high probablity that they will sport this clothing, and try to replicate the models/look of these retailers (if they are not already a store model).

-They are an average height of 5' to 5-4", and an average weight of 95lbs to 115lbs (max). Breast size varies.

-A Campbells Girl would prefer a "Mocha Chai Latte" from Starbucks over the standard Tea or Coffee from Tim Hortons(CDN) or Dunkin Donuts(USA).

-They typically do not have to pay for anything, such as cell phone bills, rent, clothing, food, credit car, as this is covered by the Bank of Dad.

-A Campbells Girl (on the road) can be spotted in a newer Civic, Tiburon, Sunfire or Cobalt (Automatic Transmissions). Typically, it can be noted that her car is "a piece of shit, I wish my parents would get me something else".

-A Campbells Girl can be a one-night stand, or a 6-12 month girlfriend(max).

-A Campbells girl can often be mistaken for Wife Material, however, this confusion should never occur.

-A Campbells Girl often already knows the league of man she can aquire.

-A Campbells Girl usually claims to be a model, or aspiring model/actress.

-Sexual Capabilities: Often, this is left up to the man who courts her into bed. This is a grey area and varies from hood rat to chicken head.

-Generally she will be the type to take photos of herself (many), and have them posted on popular websites such as facebook. She will most often NOT have to show off her incredible physical features such as cleavage, legs, ass, as it is/should be already obvious that she is extremely hot.

-Campbells Girls, on the international rating scale of 1-10, fall between low 8.0 to 10.0 +

Shayne:

"Oh wow, look at that girl across the cafeteria with the killer ass, she's definetely a Campbells Girl"

Campbells Girl by Werdna Llebpmac_2 April 1, 2009

campbells mixtape

The most ancient artifact on the face of the earth. It is the holy grail of music. Nothing can compare to it. It is advised that when you play it, firefighters are on scene and you have at least 20 gallons of water at the ready.

A: Hey bro, you hear about what happened to johnny?
B: Nah bro what happened?
A: He played campbells mixtape without taking necessary precautions

campbells mixtape by Camu3459 January 27, 2016

campbells soup 

a powder mixture combined of cocaine and ambien

Guy: What the fuck is all that shit? A snow storm?
Guy 2: Naw man, I'm just makin some campbells soup

campbells soup by kizzzat December 19, 2008

Campbells chunky soup 

When a girl squirts during sex and it has the consistency Of Campbells chunky soup.

Dang I was fingering my girl last night and she got Campbells chunky soup all over my bed.

That’s why your girl has chunky soup.

Campbells chunky soup by Wocky slush goblin January 25, 2021

Campbelling 

when your man piece slithers its way through the slits in your boxers or underwear and pokes its head out the other end.

Brian became uncomfortable while playing baseball due to his excessive Campbelling

Campbelling by Storm Shadow October 7, 2015