When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner
(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)
(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)
Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"
Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"
Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"
by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008
Dang I was fingering my girl last night and she got Campbells chunky soup all over my bed.
That’s why your girl has chunky soup.
That’s why your girl has chunky soup.
by Wocky slush goblin January 25, 2021