A self-centered jackass who pretends to like memes and uses everything he can against you. He pretends to be in a friend group, but criticizes everyone 24/7.
person 1: "Hi Camomile!"
Camomile:"You are a retard. Here's why I'm smarter than you."
A guy that makes you feel comfortable to be around and makes you safe to go to sleep with in the same bed. But he drinks disgustingly amount of tea, so you picked the tea that best resonates with the way he makes you feel.
Kat: Hey girl how’s it going with your bf?
Me: Oh Chamomile boy! Yeah we good 😊
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).