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carmel hole 

A hole in your pocket for the use of touching or playing with yourself. Generally found in men's pants.
I'm jackin it through my carmel hole!

Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm 

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks
"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick

Hole camels 

Extra large external hemmoroid or prolapse, often pinching blood flow or feeling to the lower extremities.
I barely sit! Please rub this ointment on my Hole Camels.
Hole camels by CharlieManuel November 1, 2013