A medical condition where a male is able to store an inordinate amount of urine without having to use the bathroom. Often associated with drinking beer.
Compared to my baby bladder, Chuck's camel dick allows him to drink all day without ever losing his spot at the bar.
by RocKn4 April 10, 2015
The male version of a camel toe - when you can see the dick of a guy through some tight jeans or trousers
" Those tight jeans make you have a camel dick "
by Ferrari22_nz June 24, 2007
by Leslie69 September 10, 2015
Yo, have you seen this dude's new car?
Yea man, it really sucks camel dicks!
Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Yea man, it really sucks camel dicks!
Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
by themandrakehat June 11, 2013
Mom: Okay sweetie you have a dentist appointment at 8:40 saturday morning.
Kid: Mommy, your scheduling sucks camel dick!
Kid: Mommy, your scheduling sucks camel dick!
by laurenbee123 July 21, 2010
You have a camel dick neck.
by Cangt February 20, 2018
The male equivalent of camel-toe. This occurs when a male wears skinny jeans that are a bit too tight, allowing a person facing them to see the outline and possibly girth of that males penis.
Andrew: Hey man check out my new skinny jeans.
Steve: Ew, dude! I can see your camel-dick!
Andrew: Thats the idea! I can't feel my legs though.
Steve: Ew, dude! I can see your camel-dick!
Andrew: Thats the idea! I can't feel my legs though.
by MSGD July 28, 2015