califortia 

One of the funniest twitter users on the entire platform that is not shy to express her unique experiences and consequently lighten up the moods of all her followers. Chooses to communicate in meme-videos and images almost equally as much as with words. Has a borderline questionable obsession with a small Hawaiian man who shall be unnamed. Is additionally extremely pretty, cute and seemingly lovely n warm-souled but also has an alluring anger and disdain for people that wronged her, which is also very entertaining when tweeted about. Also based her car choice off an Aminé song, allegedly. Overal dope person.

Person 1: You seen the last califortia tweet?

Person 2: Oh the one where she talked bout speeding for the 93rd time? yea it was hilarious lol

califortia by idontwannagotosleeheep February 14, 2021

california fireman

when a married fireman has secret homosexual sex with another married fireman.

"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."

"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."

california fireman by alwaysonduty August 28, 2013

California cum drop 

The art of discretely withdrawing your penis right before ejaculation to allow the semen load to accumulate in the belly button of you partner. The immediate slumber following coitus allows the cum drop to harden so that you can feed it to her when she awakens. The sweet sensation of California salty semen will eliminate the skanky ass breath of your partner and create a sensation of sweet ocean air.

Oh Darlene... your breath smells like s fucking outhouse. Let me flick a California Cum Drop from your navel and help you out

California cum drop by BobbyScott June 23, 2016

California Party Room 

A garage whose purpose is to throw party's in it.

Derived from the Californian tradition of cleaning out a garage for the soul purpose of throwing parties. This allows underage kids to drink and provide a safe place to get high.

Man 1: Lets Go Hit The Clubs
Man 2: We can't Joe isn't 21 yet
Man 1: Fuck, well Jose has a California Party Room, lets crash it.

California Party Room by Richard Perkins April 4, 2010

Fuck California 

Phrase used to express dismay when one realizes California has been run by liberal Democrats for 2 decades, but they still blame Republicans for everything.

Fuck Califronia Liberals, Fuck California Hypocrites, Fuck California Spoiled Brats, Fuck California Gossip, Fuck California Nosiness, Fuck California Anti-Caucasian Racism, Fuck California Aristocracy, Fuck California Decadence , Fuck California Financial Disaster, Fuck California's Nice Weather

Fuck California by Oyrsoawesm January 1, 2012

California Handstand 

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California

Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!

California Handstand by On The Rocks - (1204) March 3, 2011

California Camry

A less boujee term used to describe the Tesla Model 3 when the owner wishes to not sound like a dick.

Yeah so I have the Tesla 3, but I don’t wanna get into the Tesla Gloryhole thing so if people ask I just say it’s a California Camry

California Camry by canham July 11, 2020