california diet

a diet consisting of coffee and cigarettes (usually marlboro 27's or marlboro 72 menthols). CA dieters are usually found to be wearing black jeans and have good hair.

I lost 5 pounds last week, been on that 24 hour california diet.

by katiekrunkbatch August 17, 2011

californian diet

The Californian diet: Consists of going on the sesh 5-7 days a week and getting off your bonce on cocaine in conjunction with going to the local gym to take selfies in the mirror getting in the way of the people who, stupidly, spend their days actually exercising, while uploading them onto Instagram with inspirational posts.

Lyndsey: "Charlotte! How did oh lose 100 pounds in just a week?"
Charlotte: "I've started the Californian diet and I'm loving it"

by ImmaFyouUp February 16, 2017