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Caliborn 

Caliborn, from the webcomic Homestuck (also known by his chathandle undyingUmbrage), is a male cherub with cherry red blood from a dead session of the game who shares a body with Calliope. He was confirmed to be the young Lord English. His sign is ophiuchus(⛎).
In other words, Caliborn is a twat.
Caliborn by peanutbuttereggwaffle November 11, 2019

Calibri-ing 

When using a newer version of Microsoft Word, your font randomly changes back to the default Calibri style. This is often a minor annoyance when writing papers that require the Times New Roman font style, and many people wish Times was still the preset font for Word.
John: "There we go, almost done... Now to write my conc... What the fuck!? Why are you Calibri-ing Word?! Now I have to change this stupid shit!"

Mike: "Dude, it's the default font, just accept it!"

John: "NEVER!!!"
Calibri-ing by Crunk All Day September 28, 2011

Cali Boi 

Someone who is really laid back and smokes a lot. In most cases they will have a dog or cat. Gets all the girls since his game is so unique. Takes the longboard out cruising everyday since they are usually found in climates that are sunny and around 70-75 degrees.

If someone goes by this usually they are attractive and have a lot of money. Alongside them will usually be more Cali Bois or Cali girls. (see California girl)

They also have the biggest dicks.
"Yo that Cali boi is always Mobbin 5 deep with the finest honeys, I wonder who taught em."

"I heard someone can't be taught how to be a Cali boi, they are born that way."
Cali Boi by Shlammered April 18, 2014

Calibri Body Girl 

A Female who found her true calling, discovering Calibri as her preferred font for her body. Not to be mistaken with "Times New Roman Foot Boy" and "Comic Sans Head Douchebag".
OMG I'm officially a Calibri Body Girl now!

Hey girl! What did you use on your body? - Oh just Calibri.
A heroic font that dethrones corrupt political mafia governments.
Calibri brought a long-sought justice and peace to Pakistan
calibri by Alyminium July 11, 2017
Calling a man a callboi is nice way of saying that he's a bootycall. Usually an aloof fuckboi, the callbio is extremely physically attractive but has extremely poor manners. Callbois may be younger and more immature than the females calling them. They are picked specifically for their poor manners and immaturity so the female can guarantee that she won't catch any feelings from good sex.
I haven't had sex in almost a year. According to Maslow's Hierarchy, sex is necessary for my health. I guess it's time to hit up callboi again.
callboi by Maslow'sGirl September 30, 2018