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calango by calangopensador January 8, 2024
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Clangon
The only religion, This religion is ruled by the almighty Clanga of Cobar. If you dont follow this religion you go to clangon hell , if you do and u sacrifice homo's to clanga each year you will go to Clangon Heaven.
Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.
Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)
Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.
Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)
Person 1: Are you part of the Clangon religion?
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )
Clangon by Clangon Forever November 23, 2020
Cabango
Cabango by Joe Butera August 12, 2007
clangon
clangon by epicbrakon May 16, 2019
Cafango
noun: drink consisting of a mix of cuban coffee, milk, and peach nectar. Created by Cubans in the 1930s because there was low importation of goods such as sugar, salt, and flour among others. Since they were not able to sweeten up their coffee they sweetened it up with peach nectar. A one of a kind delicacy created by a one of a kind people.
Cafango by thewimplepop September 29, 2012
Capango
Capango is a sweet, healthy, adorable nickname for someone who is obligated to serve the other superior(me), only in case they agree with being called Capango. It's a fair and enjoyable relationship for both for sure.
Once the agreement is made, There's no way back. Capango will always be Capango.
Once the agreement is made, There's no way back. Capango will always be Capango.
Me: Hey, capango, bring me some apple juice!!
Capango: yes, everything for you... ( I can't take this anymore)
Capango: yes, everything for you... ( I can't take this anymore)
Capango by Not Jolie 🤸 February 8, 2022
Calanguage
Calanguage is a language mostly people called Cal use, it is some Random words that are put together in a sentence, but they must make sense...the sentence can drag on for a while but not too long or it will no longer be accepted as "Calanguage"
"We will Hike through the clouds to save that puppy from the arms of the Marshmallow giant!" Example of the usage of Calanguage
Calanguage by Mr sooty and some randomers April 19, 2007
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