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When you have been demoted or have lost your normal standing or position and have been relegated to an observatory or menial role.

"Jaan just shut up, don't interfere and hold the cake, I've got this you cake bitch"

cake bitch by Nextlevel August 10, 2020

Words you can keep

Birthday Cake Bitch

Someone who makes a birthday cake and then thinks they can act like a bitch to the person whose birthday it is and get away with it because they made said cake.

"Why you telling me I shouldn't be horrible? I made you a damn birthday cake",

"You're a real Birthday Cake Bitch"

Birthday Cake Bitch by BirthdayCakeWitness August 21, 2011

Birthday Cake Bitch

Someone who overides your birthday with their own drama which makes out you are in the wrong when it is them.

When a person pretends to do something nice for your birthday such as baking a cake, then throws a hissy fit the day before your birthday involving ignoring you for several days, then blaming you for ignoring them, resulting in said person becoming the BIRTHDAY CAKE BITCH

Birthday Cake Bitch by Birthday Cake Victim August 21, 2011

crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.

Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls

crumb cake bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022

pussy bitch cake

Someone in your group of friends that you all pick on. Kind of like Meg from Family Guy.

1.) David: Noah won't give me his damn CS: GO trading card, no matter how hard I try.

Alex: What a pussy bitch cake.

2.) *sees Noah walking by in the halls*

David: What's up, pussy bitch cake

pussy bitch cake by HyperNova February 28, 2015

bitch cake

A distraction used to shut up a whiny little pussy (of the male persuasion)

God Trevor wont shut up about his window treatments... somebody give him some bitch cake so i can watch the damn game.

bitch cake by Bitch Bakers July 1, 2004

bitch-cake

verb.
Chase Smith (thats it just Chase)

"Dude you are such an inbred balding donkey rapeing bitch-cake!"

bitch-cake by Pvt. Donut January 24, 2004

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026