cake bitch

When you have been demoted or have lost your normal standing or position and have been relegated to an observatory or menial role.

"Jaan just shut up, don't interfere and hold the cake, I've got this you cake bitch"

by Nextlevel August 10, 2020

Birthday Cake Bitch

Someone who makes a birthday cake and then thinks they can act like a bitch to the person whose birthday it is and get away with it because they made said cake.

"Why you telling me I shouldn't be horrible? I made you a damn birthday cake",

"You're a real Birthday Cake Bitch"

by BirthdayCakeWitness August 21, 2011

Birthday Cake Bitch

Someone who overides your birthday with their own drama which makes out you are in the wrong when it is them.

When a person pretends to do something nice for your birthday such as baking a cake, then throws a hissy fit the day before your birthday involving ignoring you for several days, then blaming you for ignoring them, resulting in said person becoming the BIRTHDAY CAKE BITCH

by Birthday Cake Victim August 21, 2011

Bitch Cakes

crazy; bitchy; to become annoyed

Originated in Season 2 of News Radio. Quote:

Beth: If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch cakes.
Lisa: Bitch cakes?
Beth: I just made that up. Think it's gonna catch on?

It hasn't.

by Jakob Harvey April 25, 2006

bitch-cakes

To go bitch-cakes is somewhat synonymous with to throw a hissy fit but crazier and with an implication of a physical outburst

Coined by Beth on NewsRadio

Beth: "If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch-cakes."

by Kathryn January 18, 2004

bitch cake

A distraction used to shut up a whiny little pussy (of the male persuasion)

God Trevor wont shut up about his window treatments... somebody give him some bitch cake so i can watch the damn game.

by Bitch Bakers July 1, 2004

Bitch cakes

What you call your friend when he is being soft as f***.

After being invited to brunch and mimosas, bitch cakes said no I'm mowing my mother's lawn.

by Bitcscakes May 15, 2016