bitch cake

A distraction used to shut up a whiny little pussy (of the male persuasion)

God Trevor wont shut up about his window treatments... somebody give him some bitch cake so i can watch the damn game.

by Bitch Bakers July 1, 2004

bitch-cake

verb.
Chase Smith (thats it just Chase)

"Dude you are such an inbred balding donkey rapeing bitch-cake!"

by Pvt. Donut January 24, 2004

pussy bitch cake

Someone in your group of friends that you all pick on. Kind of like Meg from Family Guy.

1.) David: Noah won't give me his damn CS: GO trading card, no matter how hard I try.

Alex: What a pussy bitch cake.

2.) *sees Noah walking by in the halls*

David: What's up, pussy bitch cake

by HyperNova February 28, 2015

cake bitch

When you have been demoted or have lost your normal standing or position and have been relegated to an observatory or menial role.

"Jaan just shut up, don't interfere and hold the cake, I've got this you cake bitch"

by Nextlevel August 10, 2020

Birthday Cake Bitch

Someone who makes a birthday cake and then thinks they can act like a bitch to the person whose birthday it is and get away with it because they made said cake.

"Why you telling me I shouldn't be horrible? I made you a damn birthday cake",

"You're a real Birthday Cake Bitch"

by BirthdayCakeWitness August 21, 2011

Birthday Cake Bitch

Someone who overides your birthday with their own drama which makes out you are in the wrong when it is them.

When a person pretends to do something nice for your birthday such as baking a cake, then throws a hissy fit the day before your birthday involving ignoring you for several days, then blaming you for ignoring them, resulting in said person becoming the BIRTHDAY CAKE BITCH

by Birthday Cake Victim August 21, 2011

Pickle Bitch Fart Cake

When you please bae with a fucking moldy pickle and your bitch farts and the stench is so bad you won’t go near that cake for weeks.

“Hey you gonna bang Sara this week?” “Nah man she pickle bitch fart caked”

by FaffyEnderman March 4, 2020