cafenatic

A person who is addicted to coffee and other caffeinated products & beverages.

Sarah can’t even think clearly without an iced coffee I swear she’s such a cafenatic

cafenatic by JayParkerExec April 10, 2023

cavematic 

When one debones a chicken during the culinary process of creating a Turdunken.

The chef was cavematic ensuring the deboning process was flawless.

Cavematically, he broke down the poultry with the steady hands of a surgeon.

cavematic by Dilonyus Monk October 28, 2020

cafenomics

The study of one's coffee related expenses

My Starbucks habit is really getting expensive. I applied cafenomics to determine that by buying a Nespresso machine, I would break-even in nine to ten months.

cafenomics by GoDugGo June 2, 2015

carnaticklism

Descriptive of the Love language of a shy botanist. Involving plants, fruit, propagation, fermentation, images and drawings of plants.

He is an expert in a carnaticklism, a distinct and obscure lover. I appreciate the effort he went to give me those cuttings of that cacus this morning.

carnaticklism by cantstopthefeelings May 16, 2016

Cafetation 

The process of having coffee and invoking a spell at the same time.

To invoke the coffee gods for charms, help, spells, wishes.

In the morning it's best to begin your day with Cafetation. Invoke the Gods with cafetation so the day will be set with intention.

Cafetation by PeachesKeefer January 28, 2024

no-cluenatic 

A person who demonstrates being out of touch with reality in loud, dramatic, and crazy ways.

That Tea Partier with the sign "Keep your government hands out of my Medicare" is a no-cluenatic!

no-cluenatic by FreakyG November 28, 2012