Definitions by GoDugGo

cafenomics

The study of one's coffee related expenses

My Starbucks habit is really getting expensive. I applied cafenomics to determine that by buying a Nespresso machine, I would break-even in nine to ten months.

cafenomics by GoDugGo June 2, 2015

Tramnesia 

A form of amnesia common among frequent business travelers or entertainers in which one cannot remember what city they are in when they wake up. Severe tramnesia can occur at various times throughout the day.

Doug called me at home in Chicago at 3am. He forgot he was in London. Poor thing, he's been on the road so much for work, his tramnesia is really getting bad.

Tramnesia by GoDugGo June 2, 2015

pillennium 

the seemingly endless amount of time between when you take a pain reliever and when it starts working

I just popped a couple Advil, so it'll be just a pillennium before I'm ready to head out.

pillennium by GoDugGo May 21, 2014

Flourbomb 

A college dorm or apartment prank in which a manilla envelope filled with flour, the end is inserted under a door and the envelope is stomped on--spraying flour all over the room.

Dude, I think those girls we punked with "creme-filled" doughnuts flourbombed our pad while we were out last night. All our shit is covered with a white powder.

Flourbomb by GoDugGo January 12, 2013

flowerbomb 

Sending someone flowers to a place he or she will be embarrassed to receive them.

On Valentine's Day we all chipped in to flowerbomb that fat, squidly guy at work by sending him a dozen roses from "A Secret Admirer."

flowerbomb by GoDugGo January 12, 2013