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'That night out was absolute caeser mate'
Caeser by OC78 September 6, 2012

caeser salad 

The act of eating out an asshole after cumming inside said asshole.
I gave this girl a caeser salad but it didn't taste very good.
caeser salad by Bohdar November 14, 2013

Caeser Salad 

Caeser Salad, much like Tossing the Salad, where you grab somones ass cheeks and you shove your tongue into the asshole, but with the caeser salad you have another person meat inside the asshole. Can be used as long at 1 or more penises are involved, as well as 3 or more people.
He tossed my Caeser Salad last night, it was amazing.

Anyone want to get dirty and toss my Caeser Salad tonight, i need 2 or more people.
Caeser Salad by IamASadWeirdMan November 13, 2018

Sir Digby Chicken Caeser 

A hilrious character from the popular tv show "That Mitchell and Webb look".

Sir Digby is a poor man from a rich family who along with his sidekick hobo friend Ginger, set out to save humanity from his arch nemisis, whom is unknown to Sir Digby himself....

Whilst on their quests, the pair pick-pocket, drink, spew, attack people at random if they give off any hint of being Sir Digby's nemisis and causing an utter mess.

After a short introduction to the story, Sir Digby will introduce his episode with a quote such as "On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!" (followed by dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dah de dah de dah de dah dee dahhh!!)
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "The story so far: As usual, Ginger and I are engaged on our quest to find out what the hell is going on and save humanity from my nemesis, some bastard who is presumably responsible!"

Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "I believe we are looking for a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters!"

Commit a Julius Caeser 

The act of the senate murdering a Emperor or a Caeser.
"Hey bro, want to commit a Julius Caeser?

"Really? Another one? We just did one last week! Okay, I am in.

Little Caeser pleaser 

You first apply nacho cheese on your dick, then have a girl suck it off, and as she is performing oral you shove a little caeser breadstick in her pussy. then after you cum, you make her eat the breadstick.
We had little caeser pizza last night, and we had extra breadstick so we did the Little Caeser pleaser.
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