caen 

{noun} the feeling that you ought to be shanking someone instead of talking to them, or at the very least no longer in their immediate vicinity. like the 'shining' (or 'shinning' if you're Willy), it's a sensation that comes over you. the urge to throttle or severely maim the individual droning at you instead of blankly staring and distantly smiling at them suddenly and almost inescapably dawns on you, and is followed by quickly leaving said individual (usually hanging in mid-sentence).

{also adjective with caenny, caennish, uncaenny, etc.}

EX 1:
"Dude, why'd you bail on Doug at the buffet?"
"He was boring me with his relationship details, I felt my caen coming on."

EX 2:
"Shirley, can we get out of here."
"Yea, that girl over there is making me caenny!"

caen by wopnyfool February 3, 2010

Caen 

Caen is an amazing independent young woman who makes your day from one word! Her 2 fave quotes are.....
1) if you want a rainbow, you have to deal with the rain.

2) don't stand too close to the heater babe, plastic melts.

Me - I'm feeling really down rn
Ethan - go speak to Caen she's gray at giving advice!
Me - thanks Eth!!

Caen by caen August 10, 2017

Herb caen 

Prolific columnist for the san Francisco chronicle for almost 60 years. Herb is perhaps best known for his inimitable column titled "caen punch"where he adroitly commented on the goings on in in the belle maiden of his city. San Francisco truly lost one of the brightest stars in it's constellation when herb caen took his final bow

No doubt about it.herb caen was a supernova in his own right!

Herb caen by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

Dirty Caen 

A sex move where you dress up in a WWII uniform, then you use your penis to liberate a bottle of fine wine from a Frenchman’s colon while singing Blood On The Risers. A perfect Dirty Caen can be performed if you travel to Normandy and do it within three days June 6th.

My grandpa was known to pull a perfect Dirty Caen when he goes back to Normandy for D-Day.

Dirty Caen by Jimmylegs November 26, 2021

Caenepeel Method

A method applied to Chemical Engineering problems to force a person to think outside the box. There are several parts to do the method: system, concept, input and outputs, model, and assumptions.

Danny: Why I am doing this method?
Rawad: Not sure, my hand hurts from doing the Caenepeel method for so long.
Chris: Dont mock the Caenepeel Method, it's a great method for solving equations.
Andrew: Ahh waaa!

Caenepeel Method by Danny March 3, 2005

caenen

One Sexy Ass Man! In fact so sexy you could lick whipped cream and cherries off of his nipples for days and nibble on his ears for hours while snuggling with him. His favorite fantasy is just to be loved and to find a true partner he loves to have an intimate relationship filled with tons of hot sweaty sex and trying new positions in the bed loves to receive a couple rim jobs every now and then and maybe give one or two in return ;)

Caenen is an absolute lovely man who just loves an intimate relationship.

caenen by CaenensSecretAdmirer July 13, 2018

caenwyn 

Caenwyn is often an incredible person, who is always in a good mood. Caenwyn is a very hyper and energetic person, who will always cheer you up. She is kind-hearted, risk-taking, loyal and humorous. If you find a Caenwyn, never let her go, she is extremely unique!

I want to do something crazy, where's Caenwyn?

caenwyn by poopy9584 October 20, 2017