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caddy wompus 

This whole thing is caddy wompus!!
caddy wompus by Jenna April 16, 2003
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caddy wompus 

A synonym for caddy corner!
That girl sat caddy wompus to me in class the other day.
The store is caddy wompus to my house.
caddy wompus by Captain Cooper December 28, 2005

caddy wampus 

not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"
Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus
caddy wampus by littlekicker November 2, 2009

Caddi Wompus 

1. When something is extrmely fucked up and out of place.

2. When someone has a very wierd shaped head.

3. When someone drives very strang and tends to swang for no reason
1.Damn son that car is all caddi wompus!!

2. you head is ass sorts of caddi wompus son.

3. GOD DAMN SON, DO WORK we gettin all caddi wompus on the streets mother fucker!!!
Caddi Wompus by Donny22 January 21, 2009

Caddy Wampus 

Not right, wrong, fishy, suspicious
Who installed that it’s caddy wampus
Caddy Wampus by Smurf Dogg May 15, 2018

Caddy Wampus 

What old people say to kids to try and help them during the debacle of trying to fit a couch out an apartment door
You've got to caddy wampus the couch to get it out the door -or- You're caddying more than im wanpusing!Our caddy to wampus ratio is off!
Caddy Wampus by Couch Boy March 2, 2009

caddywumpus 

Ridiculously crooked; out of whack and stupid looking
She parked the van all caddywumpus.
caddywumpus by Green Bean September 23, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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