the slang term for the male penis which helps to keep human resources off ones back-- if annunciated properly can create quite a theatrical slanderess remark
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A term to describe the sycophant of the office who has the distinct ability to blend in with management by bag licking .
Charles didn't care whose dick it was in upper management that he was sucking to get promoted because he was a Cock Chameleon and can adapt to any situation.
by will bitten December 19, 2016
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An intrusive asshole kept trying to pick up my girl at a bar while we were on vacation. It was a mental cock fight between
me and him. Fortunately my girl ended it and went back to the hotel with me. Could have turned into a tragic physical cock fight had my girl been any drunker.
me and him. Fortunately my girl ended it and went back to the hotel with me. Could have turned into a tragic physical cock fight had my girl been any drunker.
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by Kung Of The Duckheads July 29, 2018
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Following a brief Iowa Cockus by Stephanie, Kelly and Vivienne at the Dez Moinez Pub, they decided they were going to suck Brad’s cock before the night was over.
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