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C.Earl Timlin 

The illest dude ever. Coaches Basketball at Choate. Other possible names: Earl The Pearl
Hey J-Mac, wheres Earl?
He's just finishing up talkin to the other coach he'll be down in a sec
C.Earl Timlin by CRH April 6, 2005
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C.Earl Timlin • C-Early • Cearl • Cearley • C.O.W. • c • c hair • C-row • C.S. • C.T.
A Texas child, whom isn't born from a womb, but rather a Refridgerator. This child is a crazy ass mofo, who at about the age of 15 turns gay. He is so gay that he says he's straight. But he is wicked ass crazy person. but smart. Anybody with these traits has a C-Early personality.
DID YOU SEE THAT KID, HE IS SUCH A C-EARLY- Jeremy

YEA I FREAKING KNOW, HE'S SO GAY! AND CRAZY!- Hendrix
C-Early by YOMAMAISSOFAT October 18, 2008
When a Mitchell and an Edward love each other very much, they create a demonic offspring, springing from each pair of nipples and forming into a whole. This creatures destiny is to eventually walk into a local thrift-store and seductively utter the words "Yes. Thank you. Please"
Dude, I saw Mitchell and Edward's kid, Cearley at the store, achieving his life long goal, saying "Yes. Thank you. Please"
Cearley by FilipinoPony August 21, 2012
Derpington: "Hey, you want some cearl?"
Herpina: "Sure, don't forget the milk."
Cearl by Herpina McDerples September 5, 2011
Cearley is the last name of a nice family, But the most notable of the family is a girl named Haleigh. Haleigh is a girl that gets her heart broken all the time.
Sugma balls haleigh lolilollolololololol
Welp Cearley is cool ig
Cearley by Real German Spy Survivor November 11, 2020
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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