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"Shtoned to the byjesus." Bill Murray Caddyshack.

byjesus by Joemama2 September 8, 2008

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Cockblocked by Jesus

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.

Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus

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Small spirit that lives inside all living things. In times of extreme emotion, it leaves the body.

Alt. spellings: Bajeezus, Ba-Jesus

"Holy crap, you scared the Bajesus outta me!"

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A term used when the shit gets literally scared out of you, basically put it is jesus with a "b".

You scared the bjesus out of me!

bjesus by terminatrix March 8, 2005

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An expression (phrase) indicating extreme shock or surprise.

"Holy bajesus! That guy's spleen just exploded!"

"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"

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A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.

You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!

Bejesus by Dan May 6, 2004

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Bajesus is an expression used when you are usually shocked or in a state of awe.

James: Bro look! Those cars just got in an accident!
Cody: Holy Bajesus!

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