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Cockblocked by Jesus 

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.
Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
Cockblocked by Jesus by bombus August 18, 2010
Small spirit that lives inside all living things. In times of extreme emotion, it leaves the body.

Alt. spellings: Bajeezus, Ba-Jesus
"Holy crap, you scared the Bajesus outta me!"
Bajesus by Bob Frapples March 19, 2004
A term used when the shit gets literally scared out of you, basically put it is jesus with a "b".
You scared the bjesus out of me!
bjesus by terminatrix March 8, 2005

Holy Bajesus! 

An expression (phrase) indicating extreme shock or surprise.
"Holy bajesus! That guy's spleen just exploded!"


"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"
Holy Bajesus! by iggybalooloo February 17, 2009
A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.
You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!
Bejesus by Dan May 6, 2004
Bajesus is an expression used when you are usually shocked or in a state of awe.
James: Bro look! Those cars just got in an accident!
Cody: Holy Bajesus!
Bajesus by RainyDayswithRainbows February 20, 2018
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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