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Cockblocked by Jesus
Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.
Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
Cockblocked by Jesus by bombus August 18, 2010
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Bajesus
Small spirit that lives inside all living things. In times of extreme emotion, it leaves the body.
Alt. spellings: Bajeezus, Ba-Jesus
Alt. spellings: Bajeezus, Ba-Jesus
Bajesus by Bob Frapples March 19, 2004
Holy Bajesus!
"Holy bajesus! That guy's spleen just exploded!"
"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"
"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"
Holy Bajesus! by iggybalooloo February 17, 2009
Bejesus
You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!
Bajesus
Bajesus by RainyDayswithRainbows February 20, 2018
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